Investigation Pending Caffeine T‑Shirt — Sloth Detective Vintage Coffee Tee by Olga Foreign

This vintage-style tee channels cozy mystery vibes with a playful, coffee-fueled twist. A sepia-toned illustration of a bespectacled sloth detective sits front and center amid scattered case notes, a steaming cup, and a typewriter — the headline reads “Investigation Pending Caffeine.” The soft natural fabric and classic crew neck give the design an old-paper warmth that complements the retro poster aesthetic. Wear it on slow mornings, at book clubs, or while scribbling plot ideas; it feels like slipping into a well-worn paperback and a warm cafe corner. Subtle sleeve detailing and a tear-away label keep the focus on comfort and the art, while durable printing methods ensure the image stays crisp through washes.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) for breathable, durable everyday wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting fit
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/neck label details and DTG for main artwork to preserve fine illustration detail
- OEKO-TEX® certified fabric, tear-away label, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean