Detective Sloth Tee — “Not Ignoring It. Just Investigating Slowly.” Cotton T‑Shirt by Olga Foreign

A soft, sturdy cotton tee that carries a touch of slow-burn humor and cozy mystery. The back print shows a contemplative sloth in a detective’s coat, surrounded by case files and a green banker’s lamp, with the line: “Not ignoring it. Just investigating slowly. The best cases take time.” Wear it when you want to settle into a quiet evening of puzzles, books, or low-key sleuthing. The shirt’s classic crew cut and relaxed fit let it layer under jackets or stand alone as an easy everyday staple. It reads like a wink to fellow introverts and mystery lovers — calm, patient, and quietly confident.

Product features
- 100% cotton body for solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner label and DTG for main artwork ensuring crisp, detailed back print
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certification, and ethical US cotton sourcing with EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean